Next cohort begins January 2027 · Spots limited
The Signature Series
Ten months. Both coaches. Over 50 hours of live coaching.
Body, mind, and everything in between — worked through in order, not one symptom at a time. Nothing pre-recorded, ever. Every session is live, with both of us on the call.
What this is
One strategic arc, broken into five phases.
Nothing pre-recorded. Ever.
Every session is live, taught by both of your coaches. If you miss one, it's recorded for you.
The Signature Series is the best and most complete coaching option Heather and I have ever offered. Over ten months you get more than 50 hours of coaching from both of us — working through every struggle, hurdle, and hiccup you've run into, mentally, physically, and emotionally.
Each phase is sequenced to build on the one before it — we settle the body first, clear what's in the way, then do the mental and emotional work most protocols skip entirely, and finish by locking it in so it holds. That order is the product.
The group stays small on purpose. You'll know the other people in it by March.
Who this is for
This is the right room for you if …
And it's the wrong room if you're looking for a quick fix, a meal plan, or something you can do quietly on your own. Ten months in a group is the whole point.
- You've addressed symptoms one at a time and want the whole picture handled in order.
- You want both coaches, all year — not a handoff partway through.
- You do better with a group, a schedule, and people walking it with you.
- You're ready to commit to ten months, not ten days.
The ten-month arc · January – October 2027
Five phases, in the order your body needs them.
Tap any phase to see exactly what those weeks look like.
January · 12 weeks · Phase 1 Tethered Body Twelve weeks of coaching to build the physical foundation everything else stands on.
We start here because nothing downstream works reliably on a body that's inflamed, under-fuelled, and running on fumes. Twelve weeks of live weekly coaching on the foundations — digestion, hormones, energy, sleep, and the daily habits that actually anchor them.
- Weekly live coaching sessions with both of us, recorded if you can't make one
- A clear, functional path for gut health and hormone balance — no guessing, no chasing symptoms
- Food, movement, sleep, and stress addressed as one system rather than four separate projects
- Private online community for the whole twelve weeks
- Downloadable resources, protocols, and trackers you keep
March / April · 4 weeks · Phase 2 Tethered Parasite Cleanse A four-week cleanse with every supplement included.
With the foundation in place, we clear what's been sitting in the way. Four weeks, fully guided, with all of the supplements included in your enrollment — nothing extra to buy, nothing to piece together from the internet.
- All cleanse supplements included and shipped to you
- Live coaching through each week of the protocol, including what to expect and when
- Guidance on food and drainage support so the cleanse is tolerable, not brutal
- This is the phase members most often come back for on its own — here it's built in
April · 12 weeks · Phase 3 Tethered Mind Twelve weeks on the mental and emotional side — the part most protocols skip.
This is the phase that makes the rest of it stick, and it's the one almost nobody else teaches. You learn the what, the why, and the how behind making your mental and emotional health sustainable — led live by Heather, with Nick on the calls.
Six of the twelve weeks are spent on archetypes — the work of Caroline Myss — learning to recognise the patterns you keep running, where they came from, and how to stop being surprised by them. It's the deepest stretch of the year, and it's the part members most often say changed how they see themselves.
- Six full weeks on archetypes, working from Caroline Myss's framework
- Weekly live coaching sessions — taught, not handed to you as videos
- The inner critic: what it's protecting, and how to stop organizing your life around it
- Values, identity, and what you actually want — so self-care stops being the thing you do last
- Nervous-system and regulation work you can use on a hard Tuesday, not just in theory
- Group support that most members describe as the part they didn't know they needed
June · 4 weeks · Phase 4 Blood Sugar Management Four weeks getting your energy, cravings, and glucose response under control.
Blood sugar is the lever behind the 3 p.m. crash, the evening cravings, the poor sleep, and the weight that won't move. Four focused weeks learning to read your own response and steady it.
- How to build a meal that doesn't spike you — and what to do when you've already spiked
- Reading your own patterns: energy, cravings, sleep, and mood as data rather than personal failings
- Practical sequencing, timing, and movement strategies that work on a normal schedule
- Live coaching each week, with room to bring your own numbers and questions
September / October · 4–6 weeks · Phase 5 Metabolic Reset Four to six weeks to consolidate the year's work and set your metabolism up to hold it.
The last phase exists so the first four don't unravel in November. We consolidate everything you've built and set your metabolism up to carry it without you white-knuckling anything.
- Consolidating ten months of work into a way of eating and living you can hold indefinitely
- Metabolic flexibility: getting your body good at using what you give it
- Your personal maintenance plan — what to keep, what to loosen, what to watch
- What to do when life interrupts, because it will
Running through all ten months
Monthly live Signature Series calls
A live call every month with every member of the cohort — support between phases, and time to go deeper into the material than any single program allows. Ten of them, across the year.
Beyond the phases
Also included, at no extra cost.
★ Private time
Four one-on-one calls
Four hours of private coaching with us, scheduled where you need it most across the year — not front-loaded in January.
★ Functional lab
A GI-MAP gut health test
The functional stool panel we build your protocol from, so your plan is based on your markers instead of a guess. A $900 value, included.
Supplements
Every parasite cleanse supplement
All cleanse supplements for the March/April phase are included in your enrollment. Nothing extra to buy.
All year
Monthly live member calls
Ten monthly cohort calls, plus the private online community, for the full ten months.
Both coaches
Nick and Heather on every session
Two different areas of expertise on the same call, all year. No handoff, no "that's not my part."
Always live
Nothing pre-recorded
Every session is taught live. Recordings exist so you can catch up — they're not the product.
January 2027 · Capped cohort
That's the whole ten months.
If you already know this is the year you stop chasing symptoms one at a time, you can hold your spot now — in full, or with a $650 deposit.
In their own words · on camera
Hear it from the people who did the ten months.
Real members, real recordings, shared with permission. Nothing scripted and nothing rewritten — these are the same conversations we have on the monthly calls.
The full conversations
2 min 44
Ten months, start to finish, in her own words.
25 lbs lost across the ten months
Not a highlight reel — the whole conversation, unedited. If you want to know what the year actually looks like before you commit to it, start here.
Cindi · Signature Series member
1 min 48
Where she started, and what the ten months changed.
The second full conversation. Where she was before the Series, what shifted along the way, and what she would tell someone sitting where you are now.
Shelley · Signature Series member
Shorter moments
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In their words
Real messages from members. Lightly trimmed, never rewritten.
“They provide a ton of knowledge and support to help you understand how your body works and how to optimize your health. Feeling way better than I was 12 weeks ago and ended up losing 16.5 lbs during the process. You two rock and I'm sure I'll be back for another class!”Grant S. · Signature Series member
Bloating · energy
“I got out my ‘spring pants’ last week and they are all too big. They were higher waisted and I always avoided wearing them because I was so bloated that I was uncomfortable when I'd be sitting. Energy and sleep have been good.”
Missy K. · Signature Series memberDigestion · clarity
“I have noticed within a few days a visible reduction in abdominal distension and a slimmer waistline. Additionally, I experienced improved mental clarity and the elimination of brain fog from the very beginning. This is definitely a yearly ritual in my health routine.”
Linda · Signature Series memberSleep · cravings
“I've lost weight, my stomach is flat… My sleep is better, my head is clear, I wake up feeling rested, and I naturally stop eating when I'm full. I'm no longer craving junk foods, but rather foods that make me feel good.”
Signature Series memberThe mind side
“I've learned so much about myself, my values, who I am, what my dream is… so that I can take care of myself, and then I can take care of my family, and then I can take care of everyone. Instead of taking care of everyone and then my family and then myself, because that's so draining.”
Alicia · Signature Series memberIs it worth the price?
“Yes… I'm not spending money on more blood tests and on new supplements to try this and try that, chasing numbers on a piece of paper. I can feel it in my body. It's worked, and it's already saving me money.”
Phyllis · Signature Series memberOn the coaches, and the group
“Nick and Heather make a great team. They have different areas of expertise.”
“It truly felt like a team effort. They give you the exact guidance, tools, and community support you need, but you do the work.”
“Doing that within this community has just been life-changing.”
Who you will actually be working with
Both of us. All ten months.
There is no intake call with one of us followed by a handoff to someone you have never met. We are both in the room for every phase, start to finish.
- More than 50 live hours across the ten months
- Four private one-on-one calls, plus a live member call every month
- Your GI-MAP functional lab read and explained by the people who ordered it
- Nothing pre-recorded. Ever.
Your investment
The whole ten months, and what it costs.
What you're getting
- Over 50 hours of live coaching, from both of us
- All five programs, in sequence
- Four private one-on-one calls
- Ten monthly live member calls
- A GI-MAP functional lab
Bought separately, that comes to over $10,000.
The Signature Series
$3,199*
*Early bird pricing, through October 31. The rate goes up after that.
Pay in full, or reserve your spot with a $650 deposit. If you'd rather talk it through before you commit a dollar, book the consult — we'll tell you honestly whether this is the right fit.
The January 2027 cohort is capped, and the group stays small on purpose. Once it's full, the next opening is a year out.
Before you enroll
Questions people ask us first.
What if I can't make a live call?
Every session is recorded and posted for you. The live call is where the coaching happens — you can ask us things in real time — but nobody gets penalized for a work trip or a sick kid.
Is any of this pre-recorded?
No. Not one session. Every call across all ten months is taught live by both of us. Recordings exist so you can catch up if you miss one; they are not the product.
Can I join for just one phase?
Three of them run on their own at other points in the year: Tethered Body, Tethered Mind, and the Parasite Cleanse. Blood Sugar Management and the Metabolic Reset are only available inside the Series. The Series is also the only place the phases are sequenced, the one-on-ones and the lab are included, and both of us are with you the whole way — and it costs well under what the pieces come to separately.
What does the payment plan look like?
You can pay $3,199 in full, or hold your spot with a $650 deposit. If you want a different arrangement, ask us on the consult — we'd rather work it out than have you sit this one out.
Do I need to buy supplements on top of this?
Not for the parasite cleanse — every supplement for that phase is included. If your GI-MAP results point to something specific for you, We'll talk about it before you spend anything.
How do I know if it's the right fit?
Book the free 20-minute consult. We'll ask you what you've already tried and tell you straight whether the Series is the right call, or whether something smaller makes more sense first.
Program components and dates are scheduled across January–October 2027 and may shift slightly.
We guarantee the coaching, the labs, and the plan — not specific health outcomes, which depend on your follow-through and your body.
Testimonials are real messages and videos from Signature Series members, shared with permission and trimmed for length. Individual results vary and are not guaranteed.
January 2027 · Spots limited
Want to be the next story?
Ten months, both of us, and a small group of people doing it alongside you. Enroll now, or talk to us first — either one is a fine place to start.
Or message us “SERIES” and we'll walk you through whether it's the right fit.

